Fat Girl Angle Shot

Monday, December 16, 2024

We women sure like to complain, don't we? No matter how well life is treating us, we can always find something to kvetch about.

One of our favorite queefs is that men look at our titties instead of our faces when we're talking to them.

"I'm up here," we say when we catch them ogling.

Except we're not "up here" for most men. The average man is five or six inches taller than the average woman. Unless a woman is taller than average, or a man is shorter than average,¹ a man has to look down when talking to a woman. From the man's perspective, our entire body is "down there." Do you imagine a person taller than we are can look down at us without noticing our boobs?

If he has tunnel vision, maybe. Most people don't. Normal human peripheral vision covers about 180 degrees, or half of a sphere. A man would have to be mighty close to a woman to see her face without seeing her boobs.

If a man is standing that close to you, you're probably hugging or kissing rather than talking. And if you're hugging or kissing a man, you're probably not offended that he notices your tits. Your bosom is most likely pressed firmly against his chest. If the hugging and kissing continues for very long, your nipples start getting hard from rubbing against him. Your panties get wet. Before long, you're ready for him to fuck the shit out of you.

We're not complaining about men we want to fuck though. They can look all they want. They can fondle and squeeze our boobs too, if they like.

No, the men we complain about are the ones who are standing further away from us: the male co-worker, the shelf stocker at the supermarket, or the repairman at the front door. How dare they catch a glimpse of our funbags and try to sneak a better look?

We don't exactly make it difficult for them either. If we're wearing a low-cut or loose blouse, a tall man can see most of our tits by merely looking down.

Many of us take advantage of that fact too. When we take a selfie for a dating app, we hold the camera above our heads and look up into the lens. The photo captures our upturned faces and our cleavage at the same time. When I was dating, the technique was so commonly used that men had a name for it. They called it the "fat girl angle shot."

The reason it's called that is because it makes our bust look bigger in proportion to the rest of our body. The camera exaggerates perspective. A particularly chesty woman's belly rolls can be completely hidden by her cleavage in a fat girl angle shot.

A lot of men are wise to the deliberate deception, but some are not. They're often disappointed when they meet a girl in person and learn that she's thicker than she looked in her profile pic. I've always thought it a bit counterproductive to use trick photography that way. The guys are gonna discover the truth when we meet them face to face. Is it really in our best interest to start off a relationship with such an obvious lie?

I haven't been on a dating site in years. I don't know whether women still use the fat girl angle shot, but I imagine some still do. Such tricks are effective at helping us get a foot in the door. I can't blame a girl for using all of her assets to her best advantage. If she has a winning personality, she can make a dude forget all about being tricked into a date. But if she doesn't, the deception is gonna backfire on her.

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