A Duck's Ass Hairdo
Wednesday, December 11, 2024
Get your happy asses in here, kids. Let's have a powwow.
You shitheads don't have any idea how much I love you. For real. I have a little story to tell you.
When I was maybe fourteen, goth but not yet slutty about it, my mom had one of those duck's ass hairdos that old ladies used to get back in the day. There was a normie name for it, but I don't remember what it was. It looked like a duck's ass, so that's what I call it.
It isn't just butch haircuts either. As I got older, I began noticing ways in which post-menopausal women become mannish. Their demeanor, way of speaking, and mannerisms become more masculine. Their voices get deeper. Their thinking becomes more rational and less emotionally reactive.
The girls over at the Farm got me to wondering if the same thing hasn't happened to me. Some of them say I write like a man. I don't know if that's attributable to my getting older or to my taking pains to be clear and concise in my writing. Let's assume, for the lulz, that I am becoming a mannish old hag.
You younger gals may not realize this, but there's a certain liberation that comes from no longer having reproductive hormones influencing your thoughts and behavior all the time. Believe it or not, I actually empathize with some of your disdain for femininity. I mean why should your body be geared towards making babies if you've no interest in having kids? I jilled off until I was twenty years old because my fear of getting pregnant or catching an STD was stronger than my curiosity.
Yes, dear old Mom inculcated neurotic phobias in us kids the same way the Zoomers' parents do today.
Nevertheless, I really think you owe it to yourself to enjoy your femininity while you still have it. There's nothing wrong with a woman being womanly. It doesn't negate any of your credentials or accomplishments. If people don't take you seriously because of your sex, they probably won't regardless of how you present yourself. You can't change disrepectful people. You sure as hell can't get respect by demanding it. You have to earn it either way, so why repress who and what you are while you're at it?
Take off your clothes and go stand in front of a mirror. No, not right now. Finish reading this, then go do it. Admire your titties and jiggly girly fat. Love yourself. Trans girls can only dream of having what the good Lord gave you. Be proud!